I sincerely hope this weather forecast to be full of shit,
but it looks like it may be for real.
Bunker down, people!
This storm coverage reminds me of my first nor’easter. I was in my second year at Brandeis and
thought I’d seen the worst Massachusetts weather had to offer. I remember waking up and going to
campus only to find fellow students talking about a storm coming. They kept calling it a nor’easter, as
if that explained a damn thing to my midwestern ass, and I was too prideful to
ask what the hell a nor’easter was.
Note: this was before the age of smart phones, laptops, and
widespread Googling. I went to
college with notebooks…the paper kind…and I used the computer lab. Sigh. Those were the days!
Pause…sip coffee…continue.
It was surprisingly warm outside and all the Boston area
folk didn’t seem to be freaking out, so I went about my day and returned to my
dorm without stopping to pick up supplies.
I woke up the next day to confront the wrath of God.
It was cold as hell, the wind was screaming, and I couldn’t
see a foot in front of me! And
that shit kept going and going…like it was taunting me for only having Fig
Newtons to eat in my house!
Shit, I still can’t eat those damn cookies without thinking
of that storm.
Anyhoo, I hope this storm-based drama is nothing like that
freaky nor’easter!
Stay warm, safe, and bitchy, y’all!
2 comments:
LOL yeah. I grew up in Chicago, moved to LA, Seattle, and then finally out to Massachusetts. I had never seen snow like what dumped on us from a nor'easter. And I'd been living on the west coast for a good 15 years, so I didn't have so much as a decent winter coat anymore.
I remember thinking, "Dear God, it's never going to stop snowing, is it?" I don't remember ever getting that bad of a snowstorm in the midwest.
This is a hurricane + a Nor'easter. Gulp!
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