Thursday, February 10, 2011

Gone, with a swiftness…


A bitch spent yesterday in Jefferson City urging state legislators to sign on to the Sex Ed bill…’cause Lawd knows we need comprehensive sex ed in Missouri schools!

When I got home a certain Brother Rob Thurman called to chat about the resignation of Republican Congressman Chris Lee

I was unaware of the drama and immediately went online to get the details and…well, daaaamn!

Shark-Fu’s first reaction to the Gawker takedown of Republican Congressman Chris Lee…

What the fuck was he thinking? 

He used his own email…the same email he used to register his Facebook page…and sent a shirtless picture to a woman he met on Craigslist.

Oh, and he said he was a divorced lobbyist...even though he's well branded as a married Congressman.

Pause…consider…continue.

Okay, he clearly wasn’t thinking.

Shark-Fu’s second reaction to the Gawker takedown of Republican Congressman Chris Lee…


What?

Oh come on – dude’s been using his Shake Weight big time!   

Hell, he even struck a pose!

Clearly the now former Congressman has some serious body confidence.

Just sayin'.

Shark-Fu’s final reaction to the Gawker takedown of Republican Congressman Chris Lee…

The threat to traditional man-on-woman sanctified marriage that no one is talking about? 

Married people who aren't committed to a traditional man-on-woman sanctified marriage.

In conclusion...

I’m betting that the conservative response to this will be to position Gawker as a socialist front for the New Black Panther Party…and to claim that cell phone cameras are a Chinese made tool used by The Muslim Brotherhood to destroy America’s founding traditions.  

The solution?  

Buy gold!

Blink.

6 comments:

GodDamnLiberal said...

Buy gold!

berdawn said...

I'm kind of surprised at how well he handled the whole thing! Not a lot of BS or blame...just "I fucked up" (well, paraphrasing here) and resigned. Irony is delicious, though: as Mrs. Betty Bowers said, "Righteous Republican Chris Lee supported "Don't Ask Don't Tell." Apparently, he thought it applied to Craigslist."

Anonymous said...

I decided to show up to a city council meeting in my town and was appalled at the fact that democracy does not exist within. First of all, some representatives showed up late, talked to their neighbor the whole time, or sat in the room next door when business was being covered. Then there were some citizens present who want affordable housing and are demanding that the council speak about it and the council keeps tabling the issue. This is insane. They simply do not care what the people want or need. I am going to consider running in the future. Because these people do not deserve the jobs they have. If the rest of us did our jobs like they do theirs we would all be out of work. I was disgusted my their behavior.

Anonymous said...

Once again, you have made me hork soda out through my nose. Monday's Rupaul's Drag Race featured the girlz making their own workout video using a Shakeweight. Oh, lawd.....

escalante blogger said...

wow! that's a great body structure.

the bewilderness said...

Once again we see that you can be electable without having enough brainz to power an ants mini bike around the inside of a cheerio.