Holy shit, my allergies are out of control!
A bitch has been a sneezing wheezing mucus producing mess for a week.
And the leaking eyes…that itch when they aren’t leaking.
And the itchy ears…that are clogged up when they aren’t itching.
Fuck a duck, I can’t wait for the first serious frost to come along and kill whatever it is that has called down this allergitis ebolaficus nasticus!
***logs off to get my Neti Pot on***