A bitch woke up to the fantabulous news that the temperature is 28 degrees.
Happy, happy, happy and joy times three!
28 degrees feels downright warm after over a week of freezing temps.
Anyhoo, ‘tis Monday and that means a new week and that means a new batch of home training fails.
Jake Tapper of ABC News is reporting that Former Illinois Governor Rob Blagojevich lost what was left of his mind in an interview with Esquire.
"It's such a cynical business, and most of the people in the business are full of s--- and phonies, but I was real, man — and am real. This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. What the f---? Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter. I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up."
Who knew that blackness is defined by shining shoes, growing up in a five-room apartment and having a parent who owns a launderette in a black neighborhood located close to where one grows up?
I’ve never shined shoes for a living (confession – I rarely shine shoes period), I grew up in a mostly white neighborhood in the ‘burbs and my father worked in marketing at a soft drink company.
Good Gawd, according to Blago's Scale of Blackness a bitch's blackness is now in doubt!
Add to that my questionable "negro" dialect and...oh my goodness.
At least this explains why my Race Card has yet to arrive in the mail.