Happy first Monday after of a long ass vacation, y’all!
Thanks the gods for coffee.
A bitch read that many man-on-woman married couples are citing Facebook in their divorce filings and I’m waiting for the marriage protectionists to respond.
***crickets warm up with vocal exercises***
Will marriage protectionists kick off a state-by-state anti-Facebook ballot initiative campaign?
Perhaps they’ll begin to incorporate Facebook abstinence pledges into their man-on-woman marriage preparedness classes.
***crickets take the stage***
Or maybe they’ll try to address the threat of Facebook to sanctified traditional one woman and one man marriage on a federal level.
***and then the crickets sing “Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today. Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away. I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me. Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.”***