Did you miss me?
Wink.
I took a much-needed vacation from all things political and blog related. It was the perfect vacation, because I was gone just long enough to miss this shit!
Let’s jump right on in, shall we?
A bitch would like to clarify a recent news report that doctors found “nothing wrong” with Rush Limbaugh after he fell out in Hawaii.
I mean, clearly there’s something “wrong” with a man who pronounces the American health care system perfectly fine after his multimillionaire ass gets treated to the kind of health care a…well, a multimillionaire ass gets in this country.
I’d point out that the masses don’t experience hospital care that’s “almost like a hotel”, but that really doesn't need to be said.
And damn it all to hell and back on a red eye if Limbaugh didn’t gift the health care reform movement with that public display of out-of-touchitude.
Mercy.
Anyhoo, the doctors were in no way referring to Limbaugh as a person (wrong…very wrong…rotten to the core and rancid with it), but rather to the condition of his internal organs (apparently fine, despite years of moral decay).
Pause…consider…continue.
Come to think of it, what the fuck is up with Limbaugh experiencing what he described as a pain “like I have never experienced before" but doctors not finding anything “wrong”?
Pause some more…consider some more…continue again.
I’ve got it!
A bitch suspects, without any data whatsoever, that The Limbaugh Heart tried to reject The Limbaugh Body.
Think about it – that poor organ has been trapped within the chest cage of a truly twisted individual for years, forced to listen to all manner of crazy talk and race-baiting
bullshit and don’t even get me started on the emotional turmoil his heart has faced knowing that it is a key part of keeping the beast alive.Lawd, it’s a wonder it took The Limbaugh Heart this long to try to make a break for it!
At least The Limbaugh Heart was given some of the best TLC multiple millions of dollars can buy while at that almost hotel of a hospital…poor sorrowful essential organ-based motherfucker.
Blink.
***logs off the create Free The Limbaugh Heart! t-shirts***
8 comments:
"Like a hotel"? Yeah, pretty much sums up Queen's, so long as one isn't in the psych unit where the bathrooms don't even get cleaned and the patients' personal hygiene isn't seen to. Which speaks to the level of medical care in this country for the less privileged and disabled. Personally, I'd like to see Rush Limbaugh have to get ER care at Wahiawa General. THAT ER has bulletproof doors you get buzzed into after showing you don't have weapons on your person.
AB
You can't free something that does not exist. I don't claim to know what it is that circulates the Oxycontin through his body, but it sure as shit ain't no heart. That said, I would be open to the possibility of his anal cysts having something to do with the unknown pain. After all it kept the fucker out of The Nam. Perhaps it is just a misunderstanding in his lizard brain on the location of the pain, the alleged heart or asshole.
mark
carlisle iowa
Of course I missed you! I really like this post a lot. A body can't sit up in a chair and lie for obscene amounts of cash without a beating heart, so all evidence says he has one. But I never thought to consider its morale. Damn, that's kind of like the way he fails to consider anyone else's morale while seated in that above mentioned chair... I guess I need to pay more attention sometimes.
-Doug in Oakland
Wow...a grassroots campaign to free the Limbaugh Heart. Brilliant! Maybe if his heart can manage to free itself, Limbaugh can reincarnate as a REAL Christian. We can only hope.
I think it was all a stunt. Isn't it ironic that Rush was in Hawaii at the same time as President Obama? It is also interesting that he went to the hospital and they found "nothing wrong"? And why in the hell did he feel the need to give a press conference? Clearly the only thing wrong with this man is his head is too big! Of course nothing is wrong withthe healthcare system in this country with a $400 milion dollar contract.
Anon...interesting. Oh well, if it was a stunt it didn't pan out.
SEIU had some serious fun with it...
http://www.seiu.org/2010/01/hell-freezes-over-rush-limbaugh-loves-union-hospitals-and-socialized-medicine.php
Three words: Off The Chain.
You are to much for this theory lol!! I was trying to figure out what his butt was doing in Hawaii...stalking Obama perhaps? Ay, can i get a t-shirt?
But if Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, would he have to be buried in Kenya?
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