The Senate released its version of the Health Care Reform bill yesterday!
Mmmhmm, and Senator Hatch (R-UT) responded by saying there was gonna be a “holy war” in Congress.
A holy way in Congress.
No, that doesn’t make any sense to a bitch either...a holy way in Congress…isn’t that an oxymoron?
Shouldn’t it be?
A bitch suspects the reason for Hatch’s confusion on whether our nation’s legislative branch of government should indulge in a holy war (or shouldn’t that be a holy civil war?..ouch, there goes that pain in my Afro again!) may have something to do with his decision to introduce the Stupakian abortion ban language for consideration in the Senate’s bill.
I mean, that shit is so bursting with holy sanctified panderific bullshit that a bitch wouldn’t be surprised to learn it was written on church stationary!
Ooooh, a bitch can just see it now!
First there will have to be a Mormon bishop versus Catholic bishop battle to determine which will lead the charge ('natch)…and then the winner of that cage fight will get their Crusade on up on the Senate floor…swords swinging, mud caked horse hooves flaying in the air as wild eyed holy warriors sporting full battle armor hack the Senate Health Care Reform bill to pieces in the name of the father, son and holy ghost.
Sounds like great theater...but a bitch has to wonder...while all that holy war drama is going down…
…will the rest of the Senate be getting their legislation on in the name of the people?