A bitch is still trying to recover from the affront to the senses that is Ann Coulter, the Queen of Rancidity, who polluted up my television set yesterday on the Today Show.
Lawd, have mercy!
Ann Coulter sightings before this bitch has finished my first cup of coffee should be against the law.
It lives, people.
And it wants you to buy another book.
This bitch is fascinated by the announcement that the Obama administration will have a Chief Performance Officer.
Nancy Killefer will be the nation’s first CPO and will be responsible for real time assessment of our government’s performance rather than the ‘this is what was fucked up last year and no one is responsible for fucking it up’ system that we currently have. A bitch adores a GAO report as much as the next political junkie, but there’s something to be said about addressing fuckeduptitude before a fabillion trillion dollars funds a guaranteed mistake or pays the salary of a do-nothing manager.
Killefer will face a federal government that currently uses CYA systems to measure performance. Agencies report a lot of numbers that are measured against goals that have nothing to do with their mission. And the masses get clued in to a problem when people are left to die after a flood…food makes thousands of us sick…or a GAO report points out that we’ve spent $2,000 on a roll of toilet paper.
And she’ll also face a federal government that likes those CYA systems the same way my dawgs like their Christmas bones.
Mmmhmm, Killefer is going to have to get her Cesar Millan on and be a dedicated pack leader if she stands a chance at measuring outcomes and improving government!
Lawd knows a bitch wishes NBC had run a segment on this new role instead of the nauseating Coulter infomercial from hell they caved to yesterday.
But that would have been too much like right…