Thursday, January 08, 2009

Pondering the newly created CPO position…

A bitch is still trying to recover from the affront to the senses that is Ann Coulter, the Queen of Rancidity, who polluted up my television set yesterday on the Today Show.

Lawd, have mercy!

Ann Coulter sightings before this bitch has finished my first cup of coffee should be against the law.

It lives, people.

And it wants you to buy another book.

Shudder.

Anyhoo…

This bitch is fascinated by the announcement that the Obama administration will have a Chief Performance Officer.

Nancy Killefer will be the nation’s first CPO and will be responsible for real time assessment of our government’s performance rather than the ‘this is what was fucked up last year and no one is responsible for fucking it up’ system that we currently have. A bitch adores a GAO report as much as the next political junkie, but there’s something to be said about addressing fuckeduptitude before a fabillion trillion dollars funds a guaranteed mistake or pays the salary of a do-nothing manager.

Killefer will face a federal government that currently uses CYA systems to measure performance. Agencies report a lot of numbers that are measured against goals that have nothing to do with their mission. And the masses get clued in to a problem when people are left to die after a flood…food makes thousands of us sick…or a GAO report points out that we’ve spent $2,000 on a roll of toilet paper.

And she’ll also face a federal government that likes those CYA systems the same way my dawgs like their Christmas bones.

Mmmhmm, Killefer is going to have to get her Cesar Millan on and be a dedicated pack leader if she stands a chance at measuring outcomes and improving government!

Lawd knows a bitch wishes NBC had run a segment on this new role instead of the nauseating Coulter infomercial from hell they caved to yesterday.

But that would have been too much like right…

9 comments:

Dusty said...

Wow wee, Trashcan Ann before coffee? Scary, mind-numbing thought there Shark Fu!

I hadn't heard of this new position in our government..thanks for the 411 ;)

Timothy said...

Ann Coulter is a virtual flasher and a rodeo clown who has been used to distract from what the more powerful neocons have been doing just like normal rodeo clowns are used to distract a bucking bull from the real tormentor whom he has just thrown to the ground, before he has a chance to figure it all out and trample the guy into the dust like we would trample the neocons if we had any sense. I am wondering if she is going to be much more use to "them" post-W and post-election. What with that and the bad economy, it will be interesting to see if her "book" sells as well as the others have.

First-time commenter, long-time reader. Thanks, Ms. Shark-fu

GDAEman said...

I'm proud to say there is a video floating around "out there" that features me standing up in a 900 person hall saying, "Anne Coulter is a Joke" several times before being escorted away. Those who escorted me out praised me, and said they were just doing their job.\

... I've never seen the video... should track it down, huh?

libhom said...

Ann Coulter is the face of what the right really thinks, before it is cleaned up by spin doctors and pr people.

randompawses said...

Should you ever decide to run for public office, Ms. Shark-fu, I would be honored to vote for you. Our political scene needs a massive infusion of common sense, and most of the professional politicians need a serious bitch slapping. Somehow I think you'd do a damned good job on both scores!

mistressmom said...

Every once in a while, I become apathetic about politics, and then I pick up an Ann Coulter book and get all fired up again. At least she's good at keeping me a well-informed liberal!

P.S. I just found your site and it's AWESOME.

UppityTexan said...

Coulter is a tranny. It's obvious. It's just not been reported. Good Stuff over here, girl. I'll be back over in these parts on the regular.

Shark-fu said...

Now, now UppityTexan...no need to insult transgender people.

I used to think Coulter was a Cylon...but Cylons don't deserve that shit either.

Sigh.

She may deserve some new classification .

I'll work on it...

Jeff said...

She is a C-word to be sure, but that C-word is not Cylon....