Wednesday, September 17, 2008

You wanted to tussle…

Okay, this one’s for the assholes who e-mail this bitch because they honestly think I’ve been waiting for 35 damn years for their dumb ass to instruct me on reproductive justice and the souls of black folk.

Lawd, have mercy.

A bitch has a cough and cramps (TMI? Well, too damn bad!!) and y’all picked the wrong day to hit send.

Pause…enjoy soothing honey-lemon cough drop (yum!)…continue.

While the GOP, with the help of minions like you, was busy funding man-on-woman marriage marketing initiatives that fail to preserve man-on-woman marriages, attacking a woman’s right to get a prescription filled/make a decision/choose a damn thing, removing science and facts from our public schools and textbooks, denying the existence of global warming, blocking research into alternative fuel sources, freaking out about what people do in our bedrooms, alienating the rest of the world, destroying the economy, securing tax cuts for rich people, slashing funding for social programs that benefit seniors/the disabled/the poor/the hungry/the mentally ill and making war not peace…

Cough.

…yeah, while all y’all were busy doing that shit the economy has tanked, the environment is telling us to go fuck ourselves, one in four teen girls has an sti, HIV/AIDS numbers are increasing, our roads and bridges are fucked, we’ve alienated the world, our youth can no longer compete academically and the nation is now in dire need of those social programs that are no longer funded worth a shit.

Y'all have a record, assholes!

We're all suffering for it.

And if that's y'all putting country first I'd hate to see what your maverick asses do to those coming in second...

22 comments:

Stimpson said...

Thanks, Shark-Fu. I enjoyed that. And I agree 100%.
I hope you felt a little better after getting that all out. :-)

Nat said...

Amen to that.

I need to get that fired up... and make it sound that lucid.

berdawn said...

This Bitch wishes you good physical health...mentally, you are 100%!

greer said...

Well all I can say is..

Every morning
Every evening
Ain't we got fun?

Funny how shit just pops into your head all of a sudden like.

Emily said...

Go, ABB, go! Rip 'em all a new one! Love you to pieces.

Vodka cran?

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

I sure hope they return to read what you said today. Unless their eyes are blind by racism and classism, and/or their minds brainwashed from years of being mis-educated, they'll see the light.

Most, unfortunately, live in darkness. Those are the ones who I most hope will think of posts like yours, mine, and other similar ones when the lights really do go out in this country.

Might not be too long, either - the Great Depression II arrived on Monday, thanks to the GOP Party That Wrecked America.

lisa said...

Sigh...I got fired up, because you're right...then I got sad and scared, because you're right

KBO said...

Yes, Shark-Fu, but that's SMALL GOVERNMENT. Right? RIGHT?

Richard said...

What a great post!!!

I hope you feel better soon.

Tina-cious.com said...

A-the-fuck-men.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

wonderful summary, black lady!
Hope you don't mind if I cut n paste that little jewel over at my place. . .

Anonymous said...

thank you.

Dusty said...

I hope you feel better real soon Shark Fu.

I second Tina's comment as well. A-the-fuck-men.

Anonymous said...

Do you think that Barak Obama is Patriotic enough to refund the Millions of Dollars of campaign contributions he received from Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae so that those two financial institutions can recover, thus ending this recession?

pdxprofessor said...

sing out sister!! i hope you feel better soon. blessings to you and yours.

Dusty said...

The employees gave money to Obama, not the corporations themselves.

culinarychick said...

To Anon @ 10:24 a.m.,

Yeah, 'cause all the financial crap happened when Obama got into the race??

All of the crap that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are in is HIS FAULT??

Their problems aren't due to the get-your-share-of-'dis-here-money atmosphere that the Bush Administration openly promoted during his time in office???

Dude. Seriously. What are you smokin'? I want some so I can go trippin' like you obviously are.

Deedlelee

Katie Schwartz said...

Hardly TMI. Spill it, girl, spill it.

Kick ass post.

Feel better.

Anonymous said...

You know I try not to get riled up but anonymous who is spouting bullshit about Obama returning Freddie Mac money, your an asshole! How about your government stop bailing out stupid "business" people who are supposed to know better than let their companies die because they loaned money to people they knew could not repay the loans. How about they get a brain and may be we wouldn't be in this recession. How about the government stop taking tax dollars to bail out these companies so they and their rich friends don't lose their shirts. How about getting rid of corporate welfare. How about that? If the government said they were going to give the $500 Billion dollars they will spend on these bailouts on the poor these business people who are being bailed out would have had a fit. they'd be on every TV station talkin about how people whould know better, should not live above their means and should not expect the government to bail them out when things get truly fubar. You anonymous are like many Americans who do not see that the biggest scam ever perpetuated on the American people is now taking place. We are all watching it. Get your head in the game!

CLTnSDF said...

Amen and Amen to anon 7:01p's posit.

Yankee, Transferred said...

Oh Shark-Fu, I love you more each day. Seriously.

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