A bitch has been pondering some random shit this afternoon.
A lot of people have no fucking idea what a blog is. Some folks know and just aren’t interested in them. Gasp! There are people who have no time at all for entertainment blogs…others who could give a damn about celebrity blogs…and still others who only make time for über blogs.
People often e-mail me with gossip and such about bloggers a bitch has never heard of.
“Did you see what whoeverthefuck at www.whoeverthefuck.com said about you, ABB?!”
Uh…no…and who the fuck is whoeverthefuck anyway? Shit, this bitch considers it an honor to have people my ass had no clue even existed loathing my existence (wink)!
It’s a big world out there…
Just because you are sent into frenzy over Coldplay doesn’t mean a bitch knows those motherfuckers by name. Shit. So, you adore them and think they are the shit. Go with Gawd…but a bitch can’t live your life.
Why must people act like my ass just told them their baby is ugly as hell when a bitch honestly admits to not having a clue about some pop band.
Jesus to Gawd, are you this passionate about all the bands in your iPod? That’s got to be exhausting!
This bitch doesn’t expect everyone to enjoy Miles Davis. Yes, you will be judged insane for admitting that to me…but a bitch isn’t going to get personally offended. Miles wasn’t family…a bitch doesn’t even know his middle name.
Get a hold of yourselves. There are entire regions of the world that have never even heard of Oasis…couldn’t pick Paris Hilton out of a line-up…and think that Eva Longoria is a resort in Fiji.
Yeah, munchables. Just about every time a bitch mentions Smarties…and that is often, because this bitch ADORES Smartie-based chocolate delightfulness…someone shoots me an e-mail questioning my sanity.
“Smarties aren’t chocolate, bitch!”
Ah, but they are. American Smarties aren’t chocolate…but the rest of the world has unrestricted access to Nestlé chocolate based Smarties.
Yeah, a bitch thinks that’s a travesty too!
However, America does not have universal chocolate yumminess creation rights. Other countries make their own munchables…for real.
Mind boggling, isn’t it?
Mayhap they can address the vexing problem of international Nestlé Smarties distribution at the G8 Summit?