This bitch is still trying to recover from the complete lack of shot and awe that a certain Karl Rove is off the hook.
Yep, no shock…oh, and no awe either!
While surfing the internets a bitch stumbled across this shit about American laboratories competing to make a new nuclear bomb.
American laboratories are competing to make a new and improved nuclear bomb.
What the fuck?
It seems that, while spending the people’s money and indulging in a Congressional pork feast, Congress also approved a new nuclear bomb project as part of a defense spending bill. The new nuclear bomb…which strangely reminds this bitch of the New Coke from back in the day…is being called a reliable replacement warhead.
You’ve got to hand it to them on that one…reliable replacement warhead is fantastical bullshit in action.
This bitch can’t help but wonder about the dual messages being sent out to the world.
Democracy breeds peace…reliable replacement warhead.
Proponents of the new reliable replacement warhead-esque nuclear bomb are pitching that it will, get this, ***clears throat to allow for easy bullshit verbalization*** serve as a strategic deterrent by replacing the multitudes of nuclear bombs we have currently degrading somewhere near you.
Translation to the world…nuclear bombs are strategic deterrents and magnificent fear creating war toys that make everyone take your ass seriously.
Key moment of bullshit…by creating new reliable replacement yet still capable of massive destruction bombs America can get rid of...somehow…our existing bombs, which are degrading, and thus reduce our arsenal!
Critics, forever trapped in the framework of logic a reason, argue that this Build a Better Bomb Game will trigger a new arms race with China and/or Russia while exposing our complete adoration of all things that blow up to nuclear aspiring nations like Iran and North Korea.
Keep in mind that we signed a treaty with a certain Russia in 2002 agreeing to cut our nuclear inventories. So, it appears that we are replacing old eggs with fresh eggs and calling that a reduction.
Who wants to bet on whether Russia takes that twisted new math bullshit laden and flawed logic and runs with it all the way to their own laboratory?
It’s like the 1950s are breaking out all over the place!
Anyone want to play duck and cover?