Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Ease on down, ease on down the road...

This bitch woke up to the glorious news that a certain orangish pink faux tan sporting and extremely preserved, almost to the point of mummification, Ms. Katie Couric is officially leaving the Today Show.

Suddenly, the music of The Wiz began playing in my mind!

A bitch had to sing…at 7 o'clock in the morning...for real.

'Can’t you feel a brand new day?'
'Can’t you feel a brand new day?'


A bitch fixed a celebratory breakfast of chorizo sausage and cheesy eggs accompanied by potatoes fried with onions.

Fantabulous!

Get thee gone, Couric! Get thee gone...

12 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Except NOW it means you can't watch the CBS evening news...although it's better to drink the vodka/cran over the 6PM news, rather than the "Today" eye-opener.

fahren said...

As soon as I heard it, I KNEW at least one person in the midwest was celebrating.

Sangroncito said...

Good riddance, Couric!

GayProf said...

Like most good profs, there is no way I was awake at 7:00 am to have seen Couric being "glad, glad, GLAD!" Now, though, I fear for my evenings.

Hammer said...

Congrats ABB! I know how much you hate that twat.

Also, I love the WIZ...I was tin man in a performance...man that costume was HOT on stage...hehehe...

Peace!

Hammer

Maidink said...

As Fahren stated, as soon as I heard that tidbit on the news, I pictured a certain bitch in St Louis doing the Happy Dance.

Congrats on the good news, Shark!

Anonymous said...

A happy ABB is a Happy blog!

Glad to hear your wish came true. As for the cholesterol brecky...
uugghh...yer gonna reek fer days..

gulp...uh....I'm gonna regret this.

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schlecht said...

How long do you think she'll last at CBS?

schlecht said...

How long do you think she will last at CBS?

Huntington said...

Gawd...I join the chorus in saying a bitch was the first person I thought of when I heard this on NPR this morning. Get...out...of...my...head!

Homer said...

I too thought of ABB first. But I watch the CBS news ('cause it is SO fricken liberal) and now I get the orange-faced plague!!!

Killer B said...

I may not totally disagree with some of you, but I really do think you should consider this.