mummification, Ms. Katie Couric is officially leaving the Today Show.Suddenly, the music of The Wiz began playing in my mind!
A bitch had to sing…at 7 o'clock in the morning...for real.
'Can’t you feel a brand new day?'
'Can’t you feel a brand new day?'
A bitch fixed a celebratory breakfast of chorizo sausage and cheesy eggs accompanied by potatoes fried with onions.
Fantabulous!
Get thee gone, Couric! Get thee gone...
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Except NOW it means you can't watch the CBS evening news...although it's better to drink the vodka/cran over the 6PM news, rather than the "Today" eye-opener.
As soon as I heard it, I KNEW at least one person in the midwest was celebrating.
Like most good profs, there is no way I was awake at 7:00 am to have seen Couric being "glad, glad, GLAD!" Now, though, I fear for my evenings.
Congrats ABB! I know how much you hate that twat.
Also, I love the WIZ...I was tin man in a performance...man that costume was HOT on stage...hehehe...
Peace!
Hammer
As Fahren stated, as soon as I heard that tidbit on the news, I pictured a certain bitch in St Louis doing the Happy Dance.
Congrats on the good news, Shark!
A happy ABB is a Happy blog!
Glad to hear your wish came true. As for the cholesterol brecky...
uugghh...yer gonna reek fer days..
gulp...uh....I'm gonna regret this.
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How long do you think she'll last at CBS?
How long do you think she will last at CBS?
Gawd...I join the chorus in saying a bitch was the first person I thought of when I heard this on NPR this morning. Get...out...of...my...head!
I too thought of ABB first. But I watch the CBS news ('cause it is SO fricken liberal) and now I get the orange-faced plague!!!
I may not totally disagree with some of you, but I really do think you should consider this.
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