Political junkies are watching Florida and the GOP Primary…but some, like me, are more than a little disappointed that a certain Newt is in the midst of yet another polling plunge.
Confessional - yesterday I fuss that the gods of blog content are toying with us.
Today they have answered with…wait for it…The Donald.
Donald Trump, otherwise known as the dude with no real friends because a real friend would have told him that his hair needs to go to rehab, is on Good Morning America teasing bobbing and weaving and…well, basically bullshitting because you know and I know that you know the I know that Donald Trump wants to be the GOP nominee like I want a drug resistant yeast infection.
No, his appearance is all about displaying his power…power that these fools running for the GOP nomination gave him by flying to New York city to kiss his
hair ring…and he wants everyone everywhere to know that his endorsement is coveted by many and that all this kissing of his ass is gonna make up for his not being picked for the kickball team back in prep school.
I mean, shit…the man is trying to school George that getting on the ballot in May would be "easy" for an Independent!
Wait a minute...what's that sound?
Pause…listen to the sound of the gods of blog content laughing…continue.