Thursday, October 02, 2008

Debate Preparitude…

A bitch had a fantabulous time last night at the Missouri History Museum and thanks to everyone who turned out!

Shall we?

This bitch has been watching to desperate attempt to stir up pre-debate drama over Gwen Ifill’s book on up and coming young black politicians and…well, I call bullshit.

Gwen Ifill’s reputation is beyond solid and she has been very upfront about the content of the book.

Shit.

If anything, the GOP should be thrilled that Ms. Ifill is moderating instead of some anchor desperate for ratings who is really seeking a gotcha moment that’ll land her ass on You Tube and their candidate in a approval ratings death spiral.

Blink.

On another note entirely, a bitch sends healing wishes to Ms. Ifill…rumor has it she hurt her foot earlier in the week.

Wince.

Onward to debate preparedness!

ABB’s List of Vice Presidential Debate Required Things…
Munchables
I’m thinking a plate of smothered yumminess from Sweetie Pie’s is called for. Mmmhmm, with some mashed taters and mac & cheese and corn bread too!

Pause…drool…continue.

Beverages
Vodka followed by grape cran with lots of ice
Water…’cause tonight is a school night, chil’ren!
Ginger Ale…because odds are Gov. Palin is going to say something that’s sure to made a bitch’s stomach churn.

Technical Support
A freshly charged TiVo remote control
Well rested television set with satellite
Miss Sister Girl MacBook
And a notebook for note taking…

Dessert (to be consumed during post debate spin watching)
A bitch has settled on banana splits with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

Yum.

Let the bullshit begin!

6 comments:

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Speaking of banana splits, Shark-Fu, I fully expect Palin to slip on a figurative banana peel tonight. With a rum n' coke in my hand, I know that if she's true to form, I'm gonna be cracking up laughing.

And oooh, can't wait to see what Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Bill Maher do with this!

midwesterntransport said...

i wish i was watching at your house! we've settled on chips and beer, but i see that perhaps we should get on the sweets train, too.

hmm...

i feel a pause button is the most critically important item of the evening. the ability to stop the talking and put on one's WTF face cannot be discounted.

konagod said...

We think alike. I had already mentioned to txrad this morning that I'm in the mood for soul food tonight! And not just because I handle the corn bread and he does ALL the rest of the labor. :-)

rowmyboat said...

Over here we've got beer, popcorn, and ice cream.

Re: mac and cheese -- if you're ever in Brooklyn, there's a nice little place called the Picket Fence. MUST. http://picketfencebrooklyn.com/51421_5619.asp

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Delux said...

I'm not watching-- the alien mind control rays might get me.