A bitch watched my beloved Blues come up short against those Red Wings last night.
We’ve got to do something about that first period…big time!
And inviting a certain Gov. Palin to get her campaign on at Friday’s game…well, that’s just not right. Shit, this hockey mom (sorta-beagles count, right?) hasn’t done a damn thing to deserve having that woman on our home ice! The only positive is that she’s likely to drop another couple grand at Saks while she’s here...you know, to stimulate the local economy one luxury item at a time.
Anyhoo, Missouri is in play and both presidential candidates are trying to show the Show-Me state why we should vote for them.
A certain Senator McCain has decided to do that with an "I am Joe the Plumber" ad that is so obviously ripped off from those "I am a P.C." ads that this bitch thinks someone should sue.
And doesn't that make McCain-Palin the political version of Windows Vista?
Well, a bitch isn’t Joe the Plumber.
But I am a Missourian…who would like to speak directly to my fellow Missourians about this shit.
Are you Joe the Plumber?
Or are you a worker…who has seen your wages flat line while prices go up?
Has your life thrived under the Bush tax cuts…are you swimming in prosperity…do you feel that those tax cuts have created jobs, stimulated the economy, solidified our status as an economic player, lowered costs and encouraged investment in Missouri?
Or are you struggling…making far less than $250,000 and surrounded by others in that same boat?
Well, its time for some Show-Me logic!
Don’t fall for this tired as shit.
This ain’t Czarist Russia, we aren’t serfs (thank Gawd for comment-based editors!..wink) and…despite what Gov. Palin thinks…the wealthy don’t rule by the will of Gawd.
This is Missouri, where we the people haven’t seen anything trickle down but stagnation and want.
McCain and his ads aren’t warning you about the dangers of spreading the wealth, people.
They’re desperately fighting against the possibility of having to fairly distribute the burden…