A bitch has been fascinated by reports that all the honeybees have disappeared and that scientists are having trouble figuring it out.
Confession - I keep waiting for someone to put for the Bee Rapture theory.
It ain’t exactly a long walk from Intelligent Design to Bee Raptures.
Anyhoo, news that honeybees are disappearing really did freak me out. Shit, if there was a Bee Rapture we’d all be fucked! Bees are necessary…big time.
Well, this story on CNN.com calmed my fears. Mayhap the bees of America didn’t get spirited up to heaven after all! They’ve just gone underground to mount a honeybee-based attack against North American humans.
Oh, go ahead and doubt me!
Mark my words…this was just a dress rehearsal of bee-based aggression.
These bees are pissed, heavily armed with stingers and have demonstrated stealth capabilities!
Mmmhmmm, makes you look at honey in a different way.
Logs off to place large order for EpiPens...