Okay, a bitch has an announcement!
Take your seats…this is huge.
This bitch is quitting cigs.
Although my ass adores smoking…truly adores it…it is bad for me…gulp…and my ass has to think long term.
Detoxification shall begin June 26th…prepare for extreme bitchitude!
Vodka followed by grape cran, however, is still in play!
Have you ever said something you regret? You know, said something in an attempt at humor that blew up in your face, fell completely flat and insulted someone?
How about this...how about saying something insensitive and not at all funny in an attempt at humor during a…say, press conference…when you should have been fucking serious and answered a few questions?
Hmmm, how about that?
Have you ever tried to be funny because you bloody well hate press conferences, the press in general and having to answer to anyone?
Well then, you have something in common with a certain Scooter B.!
Our President, who has never been one to take a press conference as an opportunity to educate the masses, was downright assholic yesterday…at a press conference he clearly didn’t really want to participate in. In true Scooter B. form, he cracked himself up with lame assed barbs, bizarre nicknames for reporters and all manner of toddler-esque antics.
And then…he launched head first into the land of complete assholes…by poking fun at Los Angeles Times reporter Peter Wallsten for wearing sunglasses, which Scooter B. referred to as shades. You should know that Scooter didn’t let his initial Are you going to ask that question wearing shades? nastification sit. Oh no, he continued to gnaw on the bone, despite the look of absolute horror on most reporters faces.
Wallsten wears sunglasses because he has Stargardt's disease, a form of macular degeneration.
Scooter B. has since apologized, stating that he needles the press out of affection.
Wallsten is still waiting for his question about White House credibility in the post Rove CIA leak probe clearance era to be answered.
Join the club, Wallsten…join the fucking club.
Well! Mother Bush is going to be so disappoin...ummm...err...never mind.