Mitt Romney has selected a certain Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin as his running mate.
***rubs hands together***
Oooh…this is gonna be fun!
Paul motherfucking Ryan!!!
I’ve got a very special level of resentment for Mr. Ryan…since he’s the architect of a budget that would slash social service programs many disabled folk, like my brother Bill, rely on to live.
Oh, no one can deny that Ryan has an appeal...but I, for one, am thrilled by it.
Think about it.
Ryan is a Tea Party dahling…and what comes with rallying the Tea Party base?
You got it – Tea Partiers!
Their collective orgasm will produce a rather motley crew of supporters…and those supporters will go a long way to helping Team Obama make the case that Romney-Ryan is an unhealthy meal for the masses.
This election is now clearly going to be about choices.
And that’s the best kind of election, in my humble opinion.
Let the games begin…
...and may the masses vote like their Medicare depends on it!