Christ, a bitch is tired.
I’ve been stressed and thus haven’t been sleeping worth a shit.
Anyhoo, shall we?
This bitch just read an article about how candidates with big business resumes won big during the primary elections and are poised to win in November.
Voters are concerned about the economy and they are responding by…inviting the vampire into their house.
Walk with me a moment…come on, take my hand and let’s stroll along this ugly lake of fubar.
CBS Sunday Morning featured a really good segment yesterday that explored why this current economic malaise is different from other downturns. The segment featured economists who researched around 80 years of economic history. They explained that we’re not going to see relief until workers see an increase in employment rates and wages. Their history lesson is that economic policies that do nothing to increase employment and wages for folks making less than $200,000 a year are economic policies doomed to fail.
And now you’re wondering what the fuck that has to do with big business Wall Street candidates doing well at the polls.
A lot, actually.
Beyond the initial quizzical of Tea Party supporters claiming to want to take America back for average folk and then tossing their support behind robber baron’s…Lawd, have mercy…there is the overwhelming lack of common sense demonstrated by voters being seduced by candidates who were part of the industry that pushed for the policies that got us into an economic clusterfuck-based malaise in the first place.
Makes a bitch long to shake people and tell them to think before they throw out the welcome mat for that vampire they met at the bar Friday night.
I’m sure she or he was real cute…dressed to kill and talking a good game. Maybe they even had a hot as hell make-out session in the car before making plans for dinner.
That’s a fucking vampire!!1
And when vampires do what they fucking do and attach themselves to that voters neck for a good suck, you don’t want to be the dumb ass motherfucker looking on with shack and awe while gasping “Help me, there’s a fucking vampire attached to my neck!!”
What the fuck?
One of these poised to win GOP motherfuckers is still talking about privatizing social security, for the love of dumb ass ideas proven to be fubar by the volatility of the stock market!
Another one is a former Lehman Brother’s executive.
Shit, if you’re going to vote for a robber baron at least vote for one who knows how to fucking rob worth a damn!
This shit demonstrates a level of resistance to common sense that probably can’t be reasoned with…the kind that responds to hidden camera video footage of their vampire date draining a previous victim to death by shouting “Don’t tread on me, you socialist communist fascist illegal immigrant loving un-American!” and then flings open the door to embrace the architect of their doom.