Happy Monday, y'all!
A bitch would like to remind a St. Louis city folk that today is the first day of the new school year.
Not that you’d know that by reading the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s website this morning.
Lawd, have mercy.
A bitch sincerely hopes that this city’s daily newspaper managed to put Back to School on the front page of the print edition…cause they sure as shit don’t have it up on the website at 5am in the morning…
…and that would have been a good time to highlight that shit, instead of the news that Kings of Leon is planning a concert to make-up for the one they walked out on due to the infamous pigeon shit incident.
Anyhoo, today is the first day of the school year for St. Louis city schools…and we’ve got a major problem when it comes to getting students to plant their happy asses in the classroom during the first weeks of school.
So, remind your friends and family…and be extra careful driving to work this morning as youngsters will be at bus stops or walking to bus stops.