Friday, February 05, 2010

Keep on talkin’…

Shall we?

A bitch just caught a wee bit of the coverage from the current Tea Party Convention going on. Apparently there’s more than one party formed around tea in this country (who knew?) but the one currently getting sorta-coverage is having a convention.

Former Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo kicked off the convention with a rousing speech that contained the following statement…

“People who could not even spell the word ‘vote’ or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House.”

Oh my, this shit is gonna be better than anticipated!

I was going to address that shit point by ig’nant point but…damn it if Tancredo didn’t go so far to the right of standard ig’nance that a bitch doesn’t even feel the need to address it.

I mean, shit…now might be the time for liberals to go silent and let these people talk themselves to the ground!

When I factor in that there are more than one of these Tea Party parties about…and they’ll also want to get their convention on…and they may even produce their own candidates who will go around the nation saying this kind of shit on a regular basis…well, damn it all – Democrats so don’t deserve this bounty from on high.

And these parties of tea haven’t even gotten to insulting women…calling for the dissolution of public school education…demanding Sovereignty for each state in the union (and can I tell you, nothing is more amusing that watching these folks kick off a rally with the Pledge of Allegiance then indulge in an hour or two of Sovereignty porn)…or going off on former GOP super-stars for not being conservative enough!

Chil’ren, sometimes a body has to yield the floor to the fool for the masses to see him for the fool that he is.

Carry on, National Tea Party people!

Carry the fuck on!

8 comments:

libhom said...

Those people do provide a lot of unintentional humor.

Tina-cious.com said...

The problem is that liberals really AREN'T talking...

They've been taking it up the ass so long they're still bent over...

pluky said...

Don't limit yourself to ig'nance for the Teabaggers. Have you heard about Rep(R). Ryan's budget proposal?

Homebody said...

My favorite tidbit was the part about how Obama was elected because "we don't have a civics/literacy test before people can vote in this country."

Why yes Mr. Tancredo, you are absolutely right about that.

And can someone please explain to me that if he is pissed that Obama won, and thanking God that McCain lost, what exactly he DID want the outcome to be? That one would make my head explode if I tried to think it through...

-A

chris said...

What we need are series of common sense rallies. No...... seriously! Average people who actually give two cents about this country, have just as much responsibility as the elected official. It is everyone's best interest to take these gang of dribbel spitting morons to task. Nobody in this country gets above the label of idiot, by letting stupidity run rampant. Get involved....

Mari said...

I think it's time for us to take tea back... poor innocent tea.

Mitch said...

Amen Mari! Tea does not need to be dragged thru the dirt by those wicked Reds.

Sissy Van Dyke said...

Considering that none of the Tea Baggers (oh, I meant partyers) would likely vote Democratic -- Hey, the more, the merrier! I feel like I should be out recruiting for more Liptonites! Of course, when they get serious, they'll call themselves the Coffee Collective or something -- hold meetings at Starbucks and other power centers. Go on with your baggy selves, and take your otherwise right-wing voters with you!