Monday, July 13, 2009

Lawd have mercy, Ann Coulter just jumped up on a bitch's Blogger page!

Lawd, have mercy!

A bitch just hit publish and...Lawd!..the Blogger publish page came on screen to confirm that everything went okay...gulp...and there on my screen was a Google ad promoting Ann Coulter's column.

Heaven to hell and back again on a red eye - that's just wrong...not right...jarring and disturbing and why the hell does she always have an inch of roots?..WRONG!

A bitch has done nothing in my life to deserve a forced viewing of the Queen of Rancidity on my Blogger publish page before 8 o'clock in the morning.

Nothing...you hear that Blogger?!?

Merciful goddess...gave a bitch the shakes...shudder.

11 comments:

Undercover Black Man said...

I hope you resisted the urge to rinse your eyes with bleach.

Dusty said...

Sweet Jaysus, that's enough to make a person run screaming into the streets Shark Fu! ;p

SunshineCityLassie said...

lol

Rileysdtr said...

Holy Water - STAT!!!!!!

Ben said...

Turn around 3 times and spit over your left shoulder and even that may not save you.

Max Reddick said...

This morning I went to a liberal bloggers page, and there in the margins staring at me was Ann Coulter in a googlead. I had to check twice to make sure I was in the right place.

I attempted to continue reading, but the presence of evil was too strong.

Mari said...

I will drive over there and hold your hair for you. Until then, you might want to hang a few garlic bulbs around the abode...just to be safe from the coultergeist!

Leadership1 said...

I used to subscribe to Rolling Stone Magazine until they starting running U.S Army advertisements. Coulter needs help. It's not until you read her Wiki article do you get the full measure of her.

Sasha said...

lolololol

halliessparklingplanet said...

with the ad-blocker-plus, i am blissfully unaware ... but lordy. if i'd seen that, i could have skipped a double latte and think i hadn't.

whoof.

Frank The Bear said...

You have a such a great blog, you should get your own domain (angryblackbitch.com?) and blog your face off there. Then you would have more control over those sneaky Coulter attacks.