Have you ever met someone who was full of shit? Not just a bullshit artist, but someone who appeared to be comprised mostly of rambling arguments, unoriginal regurgitated thoughts and compulsion to share that…well, shit with others.
Every now and then this bitch meets up with such a person. They are drawn to the activist and political spheres like moths to a flame. Where else can they conduct what this bitch likes to call the Crap Test? The Crap Test is when a full of shit person (FOS) enters into a complex discussion and drops…well, a load of crap containing statement like thing. This bitch holds to the theory that this is done to test the specific crap loaded statement and see if it floats.
But a bitch is also willing to entertain the theory that the FOS may just want to drop a crap bomb to stir shit up.
Either way it’s asshole behavior.
So, FOSes are drawn to the activist and political worlds…and they are dangerous, distracting and annoying.
Dangerous? Oh yes! When this bitch goes to a meeting my ass wants to discuss, decide and make some motherfucking plans to go forward.
Then we act on those plans…or a bitch will move the fuck on, because my time is precious and a bitch has no tolerance for kitchen table pontification just for the hell of it.
A bitch has neither the will nor the need to listen to someone restate the past 100 years of social and or political theory…inaccurately…all the while coming off as if no one has ever heard that shit before and Gawd put them on earth to bring the rest of us up to speed.
A strong FOS presence can result in a group or organization being branded as FOS. A bitch has seen it happen before!
"Hey, you want to check out (insert volunteer group meeting)!" well meaning person #1 says.
Person #2 looks shocked... "Oh, no. I heard they were full of shit."
WMP #1 is concerned... "Really?"
Person #2 is pleased to elaborate... "Yes! What’sHerFace went to the meeting last month and said that several members were totally full of shit and it looked like an organized festival of crap to her."
WMP #1 feels bad for ever mentioning it... "Oh! Never mind."
Distracting? As a motherfucker, chil’ren. FOSes and the loads of crap they drop distract from the agenda of any planned gathering…and cause folks to try to correct the blatant inaccuracies in their regurgitated tired ass shit…and generally get the fuck on my nerves.
Meeting chair/leader... "Okay, so discussion on this topic is over. Are we ready to vote?"
FOS… "I don’t believe in voting and I am offended that you called for a vote!"
Chair, in disgust... "What the fuck? This is a voting rights meeting!"
FOS, with out shame... "Let me explain to you how not voting is vital to the destruction of the blah, blah, blah…"
Annoying? If you looked annoying up in the dictionary there’d be a picture of an FOS smiling back at you! Volunteers have shit to do…we have lives, for the love of all that is holy…and no one needs to sit through the 30 minute sidetrack trip down bullshit lane these assholes inspire with their Crap Tests!
Beware the FOSes...they are legion.