How would Jesus Drive? He wouldn't. Duh!
I was just virtually run off the road by a neo-con in a mini van with ten - that's right -10 freakin "Vote Life/God" and "It's a Child not a Choice" bumper stickers on the back of her wide assed car. This proud member of the faithfull road my ass like (insert your own visual) down Kingshighway. I merged and the she-bitch got behind me again! Maybe her car was horny?
Anyway, she finally made St. Louis driving move #350, which is to speed up along side me then stare at me then swerve in front of me almost causing a massive five car pill-up when she slammed on her sanctified brakes and (Praise be to God!) got in front of my speed limit driving ass!
Now, is that how Jesus would drive? I wouldn't even know that she was a neo-con fascist-radical-genuflecting-false-saint-worshipping Catholic but for the ass of her car! Since this is the third time I've been run down (no, I don't have Kerry 2004 stickers on my car since I don't believe in bumper stickers) I'm just gonna assume that this is how the faithfull want to advertise. It's a life - as long as it's not in front of you on the way to mass!
Proposed AngryBlackBitch bumper stickers.....
Vote Death! Satan.
It's a money pit, not a child.
Got Jesus? Then Drive Like It, Bitch!