I’ve been following the Petraeus resignation + unsanctifiedman-on-woman sex + General Allen + shirtless FBI agent + classified shit found on a computer scandal and...well, I’m more than a wee bit pissed.
I feel cheated!
If we’re going to have a CIA then I want a real CIA with a Director who is all creepy and full of secrets. You know, the kind of person who has his assistant burn all documents related to all manner of shit 15 minutes after his death.
I want a CIA Director who could look me in the eye and tell me in French that he’s a small 20-year-old Russian woman and have my ass buying that shit without pause!
At a minimum, I expect a CIA Director who has the skills to pull off an affair without it blowing up through basic fuck ups that make this whole mess look like a segment of a Maury "Cheaters Revealed!" show.
Petraeus failed at basic Charles Kuralt shit, people! That man had two families for damn near 30 years and that secret held until his death.
Pause…consider Kuralt as CIA Director…shudder…continue.
Anyhoo, I agree that the media needs to cease the sex policing bullshit.
But in this case, a resignation + unsanctified man-on-woman sex + General Allen + shirtless FBI agent + classified shit found on a computer scandal revealed that a certain former CIA Director had a deficiency of covert skills that one should not accept from the head of all things covert and shadow government-based.
***gets distracted by pictures of Jill Kelley and her twin flashing on Good Morning America***
One more thing...Scott Glenn totally has to play the General in the movie…just sayin!