GOP primary voters in D.C., Maryland, and Wisconsin sent a message yesterday!
Yep, they are consolidating behind Romney…like a jar of bacon grease in a cold ass room.
Romney won all three contests, but that’s not the big news.
The big news…the huge news…the take-away that Team Romney wants to make sure you take away is that Romney finally managed to get über conservative voters to vote for him.
Gingrich and then Santorum had been scoring the super duper “Reagan was soft” John Burch society voters, but that all changed yesterday.
Mmmmhmmm, yesterday Romney broke through…this victory changes EVERYTHING…he’s the main man, now!
I must confess that I’m a wee bit disappointed in yesterday’s GOP primary voters.
Über conservatives had held out in all the previous primaries.
They were like Christina Crawford sitting at the dinner table refusing to eat that raw steak night after night.
And Mitt is Mommie Dearest…always having to have his way and forcing his raw steak on the Christina Burchian voters.
But Christina held strong in the movie!
Oh, Joan made her pay for it…but Christina wasn’t broken despite all that manipulative abuse.
Not so of über conservative GOP Primary voters based on yesterday’s results.
Either those voters lack the courage of their convictions…
…or Team Romney finally found someone to "motivate" them to take a healthy bite of cold raw steak.
Either way they aint got shit on Miss Christina Crawford.