A bitch is illish.
Congested and coughified…ugh. I can’t tell if this is an allergy thang or a full out cold thang, but I do know that it is a fucking drama.
Anyhoo...this bitch woke up pondering honesty, economics and politics.
Yesterday a bitch avoided the political chat shows…’cause I was already feeling ill (wink)…and stuck to CBS Sunday Morning instead. I was enjoying the hell out of the show when all of the sudden Ben Stein’s face popped up on my television screen and it…umm, he…proceeded to lecture this bitch on Economics 101.
In a classic prince to pauper tone, Stein explained how the economy groweth. He praised Bernanke for flooding more money into the system…then fussed at viewers for not playing our part and getting our spend on. Stein blamed our reluctance to spend on certain politicians who aren’t being optimistic enough.
It struck me that Stein wasn’t taking politicians to task for inaccuracy but rather for being too accurate…too on point…too honest with we the people.
And, as a prince speaking to we citizen paupers, Stein is clearly dismayed by the way we are responding to all that honesty.
In short, we can’t handle the truth.
Shit…a little bit of truth and look at us, not spending money or buying shit we don’t need.
‘Tis a scandal!
We the people aren’t the warm body that the fiendish economy can tap a vein on and feed upon at will!
Glances at arm and spots a minified Ben Stein sinking his anti-worker pro-corporation vampire teeth into a bitch's vein.
Fuck a duck!
***logs off to do battle with Ben Stein's vampire apparition***
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