My 24 hours of depressed wallowfication are over.
Long live bitchitude!
Y’all know what?
It’s time for some bitchfirmations.
Note to newish readers - bitchfirmations are bitch-based daily affirmations that replenish my...well, bitchitude.
Jumping in with some old school Little Stevie Wonder jammin in my head...
When faced with crisis…
You are the shit and you know you are the shit. Pull yourself together! For every crisis there is a solution. Work the problem, bitch…work it!
And then, once the dust has settled, you will take the time to examine this shit so that the fuckeduptitude does not happen again.
When faced with confrontation…
Bitch, you know damned well that (insert offending asshole) is the one who should be worried. Are you in the right? Okay. Do you have your facts straight? All right then!
Shut the fuck up, put some lipstick on and get down to bitness!
Everyday when this bitch is about to walk out the door…
Look at you!
Mmmmhmmm…you know you are a too bad for words (wink).
Behold the woman you have become.
***apply fantabulous signature MAC lipstick shade (Underworld Satin)***
Go forth and discover the woman you have yet to be…you sexy assed smart talkin’ Hershey chocolate diva bitch!
***blow kiss at reflection***
And proceed to keep it real.