This bitch just read the sorta-news that ABC News has moved a certain Charles Gibson into the anchor chair for World News Tonight.
Interesting choice…and clever too.
Elizabeth Vargas is set to go on maternity leave and will return to her 20/20 post afterwards.
Bob Woodruff is still recovering from the injuries he sustained while on assignment in Iraq.
Charles Gibson…hmmm…a bitch can only say BRILLIANT!
Way to counter-program against that perky and orangishly pinkified soon to be CBS anchor.
Oh and Brian Williams must be dancing in his Mary Janes now that ABC and CBS have decided to face off before school.
And a certain Jim Lehrer of PBS comes off smooth as custard…the dapper gentleman of the early evening news crowd. Go on with your bad self, Lehrer! Stay above this shit and keep kickin' it old school!
Lawd, a bitch is having a mental party imagining Katie Couric's reaction to this shit! The visual is strong and Mommie Dearest specific (wink).
Let's not forget poor Wolfie B. of CNN...still trapped in that crazy Situation Room from hell.
Anyhoo...who the fuck needs American Idol?
The best reality television is obviously the news division programming meetings. They need to set cameras up, hire three judges with attitude problems and have at it!