tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post111695757643796531..comments2024-01-17T15:05:50.120-06:00Comments on AngryBlackBitch: Tom Cruise and Katie HolmesShark-Fuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1139998942527534142006-02-15T04:22:00.000-06:002006-02-15T04:22:00.000-06:00Tom seduces people with the power of the NLP gobbl...Tom seduces people with the power of the NLP gobbley-goop he learned from the masters of manipulation at scientology. Katie Holmes is no match for him. His one perfect relationship was with Penelope Cruze. He was her merkin, she was his beard and they looked oh so fabulous together. Maybe she lost her nerve when he tried to drag her into the weird Eyes Wide Shut S&M stuff he's really into.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1118691910703214442005-06-13T14:45:00.000-05:002005-06-13T14:45:00.000-05:00Katie Holmes parents need to have her kidnapped an...Katie Holmes parents need to have her kidnapped and reprogrammed. According to a story on CNN she is converting to Scientology. The irony is that while Michael Jackson is on trial for pedophilia, Cruise gets to paw this child and make a Stepford out of her. I predict that in approximately 10 years (maybe less) Katie will be roaming the streets dazed and confused like Anne Heche after Ellen moved on, or maybe Margot Kidder on any given day. You get the picture. I know Nicole Kidman is somewhere laughing her narrow ass off. How much you wanna bet she signs a prenup without her lawyers looking at it? This is too tragic. While I'm on a role, I also predict there will be no natural children from this unnatural union because being height-challenged is only one of Tom's *short*comings.Adminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10247304081342415827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1116989186007849682005-05-24T21:46:00.000-05:002005-05-24T21:46:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15136847213475954457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1116969743052853372005-05-24T16:22:00.000-05:002005-05-24T16:22:00.000-05:00ummm. she's his beard. he's a fag!ummm. she's his beard. he's a fag!notfornothinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118259816020423568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1116961249249313762005-05-24T14:00:00.000-05:002005-05-24T14:00:00.000-05:00Woohoo! Two posts. Go, ABB, Go!This post officiall...Woohoo! Two posts. Go, ABB, Go!<BR/><BR/>This post officially made me an Angry White Bitch. What the hell is Tom Cruise doing with a little girl? <BR/><BR/>I just watched Tom Cruise on Inside the Actor's Studio (love TiVo). Katie Holmes is hardly older now than Cruise was in Risky Business. Makes me nauseous. Don't get me wrong, he's a cutie and can do whatever he damn well pleases. But you think he would realize when he's reaching a little too young.<BR/><BR/>I wonder if they'll share a beach house with Demi and Ashton...Wander with Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00999518340852438586noreply@blogger.com