tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post4418084528013220366..comments2024-01-17T15:05:50.120-06:00Comments on AngryBlackBitch: The Craig Statement or The art of making a bad situation fubar…Shark-Fuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-54439309833204847972007-09-01T00:30:00.000-05:002007-09-01T00:30:00.000-05:00Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen From GraceOh How The Mighty Have Fallen From GraceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-80347063736295070032007-08-31T16:59:00.000-05:002007-08-31T16:59:00.000-05:00"...schadenfreudel bliss."Ah, yes, that's precisel..."...schadenfreudel bliss."<BR/><BR/>Ah, yes, that's precisely the feeling - even without the vodka cran.Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08944649205659070225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-20090419973199331182007-08-30T17:40:00.000-05:002007-08-30T17:40:00.000-05:00Sex On The Beach1.5 ounces vodka1/2 ounce peach sc...Sex On The Beach<BR/><BR/>1.5 ounces vodka<BR/>1/2 ounce peach schnapps<BR/>2 oz cranberry juice<BR/>2 oz orange juice<BR/><BR/>Shake over ice, serve straight up. <BR/><BR/>Chick drink factor - 10. They love them. And after three or four in an hour, you will look a lot better to her. Odds of drunken sex are increased by approximately 40%.The Lazy Iguanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826083852416577162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-26812138526417185102007-08-30T14:21:00.000-05:002007-08-30T14:21:00.000-05:00vodka cran with a twist of slime...that made me la...vodka cran with a twist of slime...that made me laugh out loud at work. tee heee heee.Laceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707866603299800164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-89009237613724022372007-08-30T12:49:00.000-05:002007-08-30T12:49:00.000-05:00Ah, what can be said about a guy who begins his "I...Ah, what can be said about a guy who begins his "I am NOT gay" speech by saying, "I'd like to that you all for coming out today."BarefootCajunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13960018125640941576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-6257687125226045112007-08-30T10:21:00.001-05:002007-08-30T10:21:00.001-05:00vodka cran with a twist of slimevodka cran with a twist of slimeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-53977199112805217452007-08-29T22:14:00.000-05:002007-08-29T22:14:00.000-05:00Back when I was drinking and right before I quit (...Back when I was drinking and right before I quit (much to the delight of my family and friends), I was on a vodka and cran jag. . . the girl I was dating at the time called it a "sex on the beach." I'd heard other people around here call it the same thing.<BR/><BR/>I wonder what a "sex in a public bathroom" would be?SagaciousHillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09511441325695460501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-78618714705472897382007-08-29T21:26:00.000-05:002007-08-29T21:26:00.000-05:00He is screwed (or blown) whichever way he goes. T...He is screwed (or blown) whichever way he goes. There is no low road here. If he had admitted it, everyone would be LOL'ing. If he denies it (as he is) everyone is going, yeah right. He may as well pack up and move to those mountains and seclude. I wonder if the Unabomber cabin is still for sale?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-15145738930706338682007-08-29T13:45:00.000-05:002007-08-29T13:45:00.000-05:00I think I love this blog. Seriously. You see, I to...I think I love this blog. Seriously. You see, I too am a big fan of vodka and cranberry cocktails. They are called "Cape Cod", but you never EVER order a "Cape Cod" in the deep south. That thar is a Yankee drink. So you say "vodka and cranberry". <BR/><BR/>I never thought of the lying under oath thing. Excellent point. Pleading guilty when you are not in fact guilty could be a lie. And he did not consult a lawyer!?!? I call bullshit on that one right there. Most politicians ARE lawyers - which could explain why things are so fucked up. Except Bush. He is not a lawyer. Retards have a hard time passing the bar exam. Bush thinks the bar exam is what you have to take before you know how to make a Cape Cod. And even then, Bush would probably forget the lime wedge. Not that I need the lime wedge - I usually ask them to skip that.The Lazy Iguanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826083852416577162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-77422889896951579132007-08-29T13:42:00.000-05:002007-08-29T13:42:00.000-05:00Awww, ABB - he's not gay. Only his penis is!Maybe...Awww, ABB - he's not gay. Only his penis is!<BR/><BR/>Maybe it's not "gay" as long as you have the little spouse at your side? After all, he can't be gay...he's married.<BR/><BR/>And who would have known that the Idaho Statesman had such far-reaching connections in a Minneapolis airport PD/restroom? Such a conspiracy, and we hadn't heard a word about it 'til now. Really, who knew?<BR/><BR/>HA!<BR/><BR/>Another one bites the dust.<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work.<BR/><BR/>Ant Annie in PittsburghAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-39406415461818457072007-08-29T12:43:00.000-05:002007-08-29T12:43:00.000-05:00How come ABB is more clear-headed after her 3rd vo...How come ABB is more clear-headed after her 3rd vodka and cran than the talking heads are when they're at work? <BR/><BR/>Why can't these folks deconstruct BS anymore?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com