tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post116604906640143226..comments2024-01-17T15:05:50.120-06:00Comments on AngryBlackBitch: Fun with Vanity Fair...Shark-Fuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-39261826990624160582010-03-05T06:51:10.687-06:002010-03-05T06:51:10.687-06:00Clio said it best: "What a colossal ass!"...Clio said it best: "What a colossal ass!"<br /><br />I feel bad for these brilliant men who fear and loathe women. Reminds me of Nietzsche.Kendra Hollidayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01854949040842771326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166292042013180402006-12-16T12:00:00.000-06:002006-12-16T12:00:00.000-06:00Sandy d...Go forth and include!Sandy d...<BR/><BR/>Go forth and include!Shark-Fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166286941353752852006-12-16T10:35:00.000-06:002006-12-16T10:35:00.000-06:00I'd like to include this in the next Carnival of F...I'd like to include this in the next Carnival of Feminists, ok? Cause this is funnier than anything else I've read about it. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166198010885219372006-12-15T09:53:00.000-06:002006-12-15T09:53:00.000-06:00Hitch? Are you still there?Good Lord man, a bitch...Hitch? <BR/><BR/>Are you still there?<BR/><BR/>Good Lord man, a bitch must have hit a nerve (wink)!<BR/><BR/>And there isn't enough Scotch on earth to make Hitchens...err, you...attractive.<BR/><BR/>But hey...go with Gawd...whatever gives your life meaning, son.Shark-Fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166145181391589562006-12-14T19:13:00.000-06:002006-12-14T19:13:00.000-06:00"Fuck it, a bitch needed the laugh" ergo you must ..."Fuck it, a bitch needed the laugh" ergo you must find him attractive,case closed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166144978804285132006-12-14T19:09:00.000-06:002006-12-14T19:09:00.000-06:00"... he has never seen Kathy Griffin..."Who is nei..."... he has never seen Kathy Griffin..."<BR/>Who is neither attractive nor comedic so maybe Hitchens has a point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166136625077984182006-12-14T16:50:00.000-06:002006-12-14T16:50:00.000-06:00Last night, after reading this, but in an unrelate...Last night, after reading this, but in an unrelated incident, I stopped off at the video store. Guess whose concert is on the new releases wall? Wanda Sykes. She makes my sides ache; but then, I'm just a woman and don't know what's funny, right?<BR/><BR/>She made a comment that I thought quite relevent to Hitchens (although, sadly, not directly about him): "I wish that I could snatch his eyeballs out of his head and shove them up his butt so he could see just how big an asshole he really is.”Clio Bluestockinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14285486658334618048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166133474565166942006-12-14T15:57:00.000-06:002006-12-14T15:57:00.000-06:00Hitch? Is that you?Wink.jccbahamas...I don't know ...Hitch? <BR/><BR/>Is that you?<BR/><BR/>Wink.<BR/><BR/>jccbahamas...I don't know his life.<BR/><BR/>His work, on the other hand, speaks for itself.<BR/><BR/>Fuck it, a bitch needed the laugh...Shark-Fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166132039957906072006-12-14T15:33:00.000-06:002006-12-14T15:33:00.000-06:00Maybe he was just being humourous!Maybe he was just being humourous!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166131759337990142006-12-14T15:29:00.000-06:002006-12-14T15:29:00.000-06:00They haven't lost their minds. I'm sure Vanity Fa...They haven't lost their minds. I'm sure Vanity Fair knows damn well that publishing an article like that will prompt a shitstorm. As a result, lots more people will be talking about, ridiculing and perhaps reading Vanity Fair. <BR/><BR/>Pissing people off to stir up a reaction is a popular strategy in the new media landscape. Without it Ann Coulter wouldn't exist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166116401524399872006-12-14T11:19:00.000-06:002006-12-14T11:19:00.000-06:00My Vanity Fair always arrives in the mail about a ...My Vanity Fair always arrives in the mail about a week or two after I see it on the newsstands, so it's not just you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166111411150806882006-12-14T09:50:00.000-06:002006-12-14T09:50:00.000-06:00I think Hitchens needs some bitch-based correction...I think Hitchens needs some bitch-based correction, don't you?<BR/><BR/>That, or someone needs to call him and tell him his room at Betty Ford is ready.Jeffrey Rickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04092417221754047322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166110281474114092006-12-14T09:31:00.000-06:002006-12-14T09:31:00.000-06:00"Most of them, though, when you come to review the..."Most of them, though, when you come to review the situation, are hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three" <BR/><BR/>To perpetuate a steretype, don't most male comeidans fit the same bill. What a moron. Obvioulsy he has never seen Kathleen Madigan, Kathy Griffin, and othersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166095146979012632006-12-14T05:19:00.000-06:002006-12-14T05:19:00.000-06:00Hitch writing about someone not being funny is fun...Hitch writing about someone not being funny is funny all by itself.<BR/><BR/>What a tool!Verahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09214588476071513727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166083822427740052006-12-14T02:16:00.000-06:002006-12-14T02:16:00.000-06:00Doesn't he look like he's ready to deliver somethi...Doesn't he look like he's ready to deliver something? <BR/><BR/>I love the way men can comment about women being 'hefty' when they look like...well, like Hitchens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166063732385746582006-12-13T20:35:00.000-06:002006-12-13T20:35:00.000-06:00Well, shit...y'all had this bitch laughing at your...Well, shit...y'all had this bitch laughing at your comments. And some of you are women (gasp)! <BR/><BR/>Sigh.<BR/><BR/>A bitch hates absolute statements...funny ain't about gender...and Hitch/Graydon/Vanity Fair have lost their collective sorta-minds!<BR/><BR/>Shit, I sure as hell know some dour men...and some funny as hell men...oh fuck it.<BR/><BR/>WTF, indeed.<BR/><BR/>What the fuckity fuck?<BR/><BR/>Someone needs to hip Hitch to the "thou shalt not trifle" commandment...big time!Shark-Fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166061292360003762006-12-13T19:54:00.000-06:002006-12-13T19:54:00.000-06:00I HAD to read this article. I mean, he sounds like...I HAD to read this article. I mean, he sounds like a total ass. After reading it I knew he is! He completely makes a moron of himself and doesn't get it. I consider myself to be very funny (that's usually one of the compliments that I do receive, from BOTH women and men), yet I am a woman. How is that possible?<BR/><BR/>He himself says that men find everything funny? Couldn't it be that women are more discerning? Our palates more particular?<BR/><BR/>I've met plenty of sourpuss men in my time who were bitter and UNfunny and plenty of jackasses who THOUGHT they were funny because some overly nice halfwit laughed at their moronic banter. <BR/><BR/>Morever, if we are talking about the humor, why does he mention that funny women tend to be "hefty", "dykey", or "Jewish" (these are, of course, all pejorative). Why is he even discussing that point? Are we talking about their humor. <BR/><BR/>How about, I don't know, talking to women and asking them when they laugh the most. Most will say it is when they are alone with their best girlfriends and men are far far away................Dragon Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135648549260328241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166059786767370862006-12-13T19:29:00.000-06:002006-12-13T19:29:00.000-06:00wtf? who lets this shit get published?i hear that ...wtf? who lets this shit get published?<BR/><BR/>i hear that all the time, actually... from so many males, how they as a rule can't stand female comics.<BR/><BR/>fuck that, it's got to be a personal-level thing... some sort of insecurity...<BR/><BR/>could it be correlated with the fact that the only people in america allowed to publicly - i'm talking publicly like, with their own television special, you know? - spout discontent over race/gender/social/political issues are standup comedians?<BR/><BR/>i was actually thinking about this watching chris rock last night on HBO... i was thinking, he could be saying the exact same thing, and if it were not labelled as "comedy," or "jokes," it would never see more than a hundred people in this country. in fact, i'm sure he'd land in some kind of shit, too.<BR/><BR/>that has to have something to do with someone tuning out all women comedians (especially "dykey" ones).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166058371966933602006-12-13T19:06:00.000-06:002006-12-13T19:06:00.000-06:00Hitchens makes me nauseous on a good day.Me too! ...<I>Hitchens makes me nauseous on a good day.</I><BR/><BR/>Me too! I'm always strangely compelled to read him, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166058098363172302006-12-13T19:01:00.000-06:002006-12-13T19:01:00.000-06:00Ahahahahahaha! I know! It was unfuckingbelievabl...Ahahahahahaha! I know! It was unfuckingbelievable! You've got to read I, Asshole on the same subject: <A HREF="http://iasshole.org/oldass/2006/12/drip_drip_drop.php" REL="nofollow">Fucking Kittens: Not So Funny After All</A>, by Bitchass Hitchens. With illustrations!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-1166052770957229902006-12-13T17:32:00.000-06:002006-12-13T17:32:00.000-06:00Will he have future installments including, perhap...Will he have future installments including, perhaps, the groundbreaking study of how feminists have no sense of humor? <BR/><BR/>What a colossal ass he is. Then, again, isn't showing your ass, as in "mooning," considered to be the highest form of comedy amongst men?Clio Bluestockinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14285486658334618048noreply@blogger.com