Tuesday, November 21, 2006

A meme...

Todd of ToddSpot has tagged a bitch for a Thanksgiving meme!

Only for you, darling...

  1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Mercy, it should be illegal for an afro to look this good!
  2. How much cash do you have on you? $3
  3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?” More.
  4. Favorite planet? Venus
  5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? C-Money
  6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Shit. A bitch is old school and therefore doesn’t download ring tones. My current ring tone is some bullshit classical thing that came with the motherfucking phone.
  7. What shirt are you wearing? A gray turtleneck sweater.
  8. Do you “label” yourself? Yes and no.
  9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? Shit. The label wore off…
  10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark
  11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I adore him!
  12. What does your watch look like? Timex sorta-silver…fuck it, it glows in the dark!
  13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Talking about that racist rant by Michael Richards with C-Money over vodka crans.
  14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Oh shit…this phone takes text messages?
  15. Where is your nearest 7-11? Fuck that shit…a bitch is all about the Smitty’s at the corner of Kingshighway and Southwest.
  16. What's a word that you say a lot? Shit...shit?
  17. Who told you he/she loved you last? My mentee.
  18. Last furry thing you touched? Nola our office dawg.
  19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Including today? Ummm…6 Claritin, 3 Excedrin PM, 3 Anti-Enid meds and a couple of pseudo-Sudafed for kicks.
  20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? Seeing as this bitch hasn’t gotten pictures developed since 1996…we’re talking 30 rolls or more that I couldn‘t find to save my bloody life.
  21. Favorite age you have been so far? 33…this has been a good year.
  22. Your worst enemy? The Man (wink)
  23. What is your current desktop picture? Fall foliage
  24. What was the last thing you said to someone? Yeah, but did they take a shit out there or just bullshit around?
  25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? The money…a bitch is afraid of heights.
  26. Do you like someone? No. A bitch deals only in extreme emotions.
  27. The last song you listened to? William DeVaughn Be Thankful for What You Got…diggin the scene with a gangsta lean, baby!
  28. What time of day were you born? Lawd, a bitch’s mother celebrated my birthday on the wrong day for the first 11 years of my life and you want me to know shit like what time of day she pushed me out? Mercy!
  29. What’s your favorite number? 2
  30. Where did you live in 1987? St. Louis, Missouri
  31. Are you jealous of anyone? No.
  32. Is anyone jealous of you? Oh, I doubt it…I hope not…jealousy is tragic.
  33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? On my way into the office.
  34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Take it as a sign that my ass didn’t need that Twix bar.
  35. Do you consider yourself kind? I can be.
  36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I have one…a shark on my shoulder. I’d get one on the other shoulder for balance.
  37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Sign language
  38. Would you move for the person you loved? No.
  39. Are you touchy feely? No.
  40. What’s your life motto? Keep it real.
  41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? MAC Film Noir or Underworld lipstick, a notepad and pen…and lotion
  42. What’s your favourite town/city? Are you kidding? St. Louis...because a bitch loves danger!
  43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? A Caramel Latte
  44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Last week.
  45. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes.
  46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? Things are going very well.
  47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? As far as the docks of Virginia.
  48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? I wore a fashion forward jacket, bad ass blue eyeglasses and velvet pants to the HRC Gala event.
  49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Oooh, honey...I'd share, but I don't even know your middle name.
  50. Have you been burned by love? No, but I’ve blisters and scars from bullshit passing itself off as love.

A bitch hasn't the strength to tag...but let me know if you do one.

Toodles!

24 comments:

konagod said...

I may and I may not. This is a long fucker but if I do (because it is going to be a looong weekend) I'll certainly credit an Angry Black Bitch.

And if you can change the oil in your car you've got me beat. I may get around to trying it on the John Deere mower at some point.

Anonymous said...

And I adore you! You will never cease to amaze me.

tonya said...

Ha ha, these little surveys are always so fun, and you're such a clever writer! Did your mother really celebrate your birthday on the wrong day for the first 11 years?!

Anonymous said...

Shark-Fu! I love your blog honey... my replies:
http://crissyfieldsforever.blogspot.com/

xoxoxo
sammy

Anonymous said...

Shark-Fu! I love your blog honey... my replies:
http://crissyfieldsforever.blogspot.com/

xoxoxo
sammy

Anonymous said...

i'm curious what was michael richards' racist rant? i'm going to try and look it up online but i don't have much faith in finding anything real about it.

Anonymous said...

Great meme, girlfriend!

I might do this one myself!

Shark-fu said...

Tonya...yes, she did celebrate my birthday on the 23rd for the first 11 years. A bitch found out when I applied for my social security card. And trust that this bitch was PISSED!

Sammy...hugs back atcha!

Honey...check out this link http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/20/richards.epithets.ap/

Toodles!

Anonymous said...

sigh, sigh, sigh

Morose said...

I'll do it!

Anonymous said...

You said so: yes, thank you. I took the meme.

maidink said...

From your first answer about your afro, I was laughing my ever loving backside off!

Have a Happy Happy Thanksgiving, Shark!

From my family to yours

Anonymous said...

Smooches to you Shark.....I'll raise a vodka cran in your honor at tomorrow's feast. Thanks for the story of Enid. I laid to rest one of my own some years back and had forgotten....But like you, the experience gave me a renewed appreciation for life.

GayProf said...

My favorite is number 50. I respect you, though, for always having MAC on your person.

Anonymous said...

Delurking to say I did it. Also this Thanksgiving I will give thanks for bloggers like you who educate & entertain.

http://venturamom.blogspot.com/2006/11/thanksgiving-meme.html

Anonymous said...

i ganked yer meme ABB!

Anonymous said...

i did your meme!

Anonymous said...

Happy ThanksGiving Day! I'll answer the questions but i might have to post on my site....once I get that technical.

Anonymous said...

Hey Shark-fu!
Happy Thanksgiving from the land of REAL Smarties, which is delightfully free of Family Togetherness this week.
I know it's a holiday, but I have a troll lurking and I need your afro-related ass-whupping skills!

http://joolya.blogspot.com/2006/11/many-meanings-of-big-hair.html

konagod said...

Lo and behold, I did the meme today.

tonya said...

Okay, I couldn't resist doing one too. Happy Thanksgiving -- hope you're enjoying lots of cornbread!

Huntington said...

Moi, aussi...

http://huntington.diaryland.com/061126_52.html

Anonymous said...

Darling.

It took a week. Holiday stuff, work stuff, family drama stuff, creative stuff, academic stuff . . . all could not keep me away from your blog!

Hugs.
Littlemilk

Anonymous said...

have done :)