This bitch spent the weekend confused as a motherfucker about this whole CIA director resignation and then quick assed nomination shit.
My ass is still confused, but some of the facts are falling into place. And this current drama-based Beltway bullshit circle of fucktitude has become my new favorite television show.
The daytime soaps can't compete with this shit to save their ratings, chil'ren!
A certain CIA Director Porter Goss abruptly resigned Friday. It seems that he was either forced out or told his bosses to fuck off. The media then went into frenzy with reports about a massive turf war and all manner of ego-based drama going down between Director of National Intelligence John D. Negroponte and Porter Goss.
Negroponte of the Head Spy Guy in Charge Negropontes had barely finished savoring his power-based victory when word hit that his Mini-Me, Gen. Michael V. Hayden, was being upgraded to a…well, a higher minification status. General Hayden has been tapped to replace Porter Goss at the CIA!
Lawd have mercy, these people are moving fast as a motherfucker. As a matter of fact, they moved so fast that it appears they forgot to get Republicans on board the bullshit train regarding all things General Hayden related.
Anyhoo, while waiting for the news cycle to refresh itself over the weekend a bitch searched for clarification on why Porter was out.
P is for Porter.
Mercy, a bitch was having a bizarre All the President’s Men moment…and damned if that wasn’t strangely validated when a bitch read that some sort of naughty old boys club shit had gone down at the Watergate and it was connected sort of to Porter.
P is still for Porter!
Well, you’ve got to be a All the President’s Men fanatic to get it (wink).
Anyway, Porter as Director of the CIA appointed a certain Michael Kostiw as director of some sort of shit only to have that blow up when it was uncovered that Kostiw was scandaliciously kicked to the curb 20 years ago. That shit was leaked…and that leakage got some folks in trouble.
So, Kostiw was out and Kyle "Dusty" Foggo replaced him...and Foggo de Oh no is being investigated to see if he tossed some sweet assed contracts to a buddy who just happens to be connected to a certain disgraced and in jail Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.).
One more time for shits and giggles…who the fuck is taking care of the people’s bitness while all this shit is going down?
Jesus to Gawd, is everyone a motherfucking crook?
Shit, that is almost more Nixonian than Nixon.
And the laughs keep coming as a certain Decider has slapped his cards on the table…with authority and not one ounce of common sense…in support of General Hayden to replace Porter. If the rumbles of discontent over the weekend are any indication we may be in for another Harriet Miers-esque feeding frenzy!
Lately, politics is more drama filled than daytime television. This shit is worthy of the Colbys and the Carringtons!