Oh my Gawd!
A bitch just received a mystery gift and my ass is going to cry!
A certain mystery someone sent this bitch...or rather, this bitch's mentee...a Christmas Build-A-Bear gift of wonder.
And a bitch is so overwhelmed.
Shit. My ass isn't wearing waterproof mascara!
Thank you so much for the Build-A-Bear gift cards. This bitch will be seeing Miss Thang Thursday for our Christmas get together and she will be thrilled...you have no idea how much.
Loyal readers know that a bitch's mentee has had a rough year. Christmas means a lot to her, both as a young person and as a rather religious young person. Coming from a family that doesn't have much, she rarely asks for anything. So, a bitch is just floored to be able to provide her with a trip to the Build-A-Bear workshop (which she ADORES) this holiday season.
Human kindness is the greatest gift of all. Thank you for displaying it in the most pure form imaginable.
Sob.
Shit!
Thanks.
6 comments:
How did they know where to send the gift? Can you post an address? Lots of secret shoppers at the ready...
Mister Bachelor author of
The BachelorBlog says: Merry Christmas! See the world is not all bad is it?
Yes, the world is not all bad.
As for an address, this certain someone must know a bitch or something about a bitch to know where to send the letter.
This bitch does not give out my address very often.
If you would like to put your secret shopping to work...hmmm...well, a bitch will jsut have to post some of my favorite organizations that would welcome your support!
Hooray!
I am SUCH a sucker for the "kindness of strangers" stories. I'm so very happy for you and your young person.
Love her up a little for me, will you?
Pray you (meaning you and the mentee) have a fun day today! Enjoy the weather!
I love a bitch that can cry. Enjoy that workshop-you both deserve it dammit!
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