Brother Rob is leaving a bitch!
Loyal readers know that Brother Rob Thurman is a bitch’s co-worker. For two years this bitch has worked with Brother Rob in our tiny office. My ass liked Brother Rob right off the bat…he was funny, cynical, smart and bitchy which are all the best qualities in a person. Oh, and he knows fashion, good corn bread and how to dance. So, for two years my ass has had the privilege of working with someone a bitch could truly admire and respect.
Getting to know Brother Rob has been a blessing. For my birthday this year, he gave a bitch her blog. This bitch will always be grateful for that not so subtle push into the blog world. And my ass will always be grateful to the Devine One for leading me down the path that introduced me to Brother Rob Thurman!
A bitch is proud to call Brother Rob my friend and sorry that he will no longer be my co-worker. My ass looks forward to continuing our work with the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks…look for a church meeting announcement soon!
Brother Rob is moving on the work in development with a local agency servicing the homeless in St. Louis.
Well, shit…how can a bitch resent that?
Fair thee well, Brother Rob! A bitch expects regular visits and frequent gatherings at Sweetie Pie’s.
You are the shit…don’t you ever forget that!
Pulling my ass together and moving forward…
A bitch has been reflecting on all the shit that has gone down in the past two years.
Scooter proposed an overhaul to Social Security that included privatization and a ton of other costly changes.
Scooter proposed a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage.
Scooter muscled through a prescription drug benefit to Medicare that no one understands. Because the new system prohibits the government from negotiating with drug manufacturers on drug costs the benefit has amounted to nothing…some drugs probably cost more and seniors are getting screwed.
Scooter has fucked up his unjust war. Now, with 2000 Americans dead and no end in sight he is left mumbling stay the course to an apathetic audience.
The Supreme Court has seen one very qualified and scary nomination followed by another unqualified and scary nomination. Harriet Miers appears to be on the outs and the only person who doesn’t see that yet is Scooter.
The economy is fucked, raises are flat, fuel costs are through the roof, the environment is fighting back, devastation is left unaddressed and Prozac is seeing huge profits.
Americans are poised to enter the holiday season depressed, broke, stressed, cold, uninsured and uninspired.
It’s no huge surprise that a new poll shows that Scooter wouldn’t win if a presidential election were held today.
Some of us saw this shit coming…we never voted for him and we never supported his policy fuck-ups. Others are experiencing the wrath of Scooter for the first time…stings doesn’t it?
Well, on behalf of all of us who tried to warn you…FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FOR NOT LISTEING TO A BITCH!
Now, do my ass a favor…learn from this harsh and devastating lesson and do some fucking homework next time!
Oh Devine One...please send us a candidate with real values, good ideas and the intelligence to implement them!
A bitch is excited about the pending announcement in the CIA leak case. My ass is all a flutter!
This bitch is prepared for the worst and hopeful for the best. This shit stinks to high heaven and a bitch would like to see someone go down for pulling a shitty stunt like this. However, a bitch is wise and aware that the powerful rarely face punishment for the evil they do.
Tick tock, tick tock…MY ASS CAN’T STAND IT!
A bitch has a confession to make…my ass is hoping for a trial. A nice, long, emotional trial to hold me over until the elections in 2006. Hopefully, there will be cameras in the courtroom. Gawd, a bitch is getting all worked up just thinking about it!
Oh well, nothing to do but wait and imagine the media orgasm that will hit should indictments be announced.
For all this agony a bitch is praying for some indictment ecstasy...