Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Officially a Baby's Daddy...

A bitch has been following the drama in Monaco over Prince Albert (we were close, but this recent disclosure has expose a void of honesty that a bitch might not be able to get past) and his baby. That's right. His BAAAAAAABBBBBBY!

It is official. Prince Albert is that baby's daddy.

Unfortunately, this will not result in the brownification of the Grimaldi family seat. A bitch isn't saying that brownification is required, but it would have been fun. But Monaco has a thing for legitimacy...well...they say he needs to be "legitimate", but they've changed the rules before. Sigh. It's always the details that fuck shit up.

Stef must be fuming that Albert is making a run at her title as official Grimaldi fuck up! Ohhh, my ass wouldn't want to make that bitch mad!

Anyhoo, congrats to Albert's baby and that baby's daddy, Albert.

4 comments:

Eric said...

I have been reading you for sometime now but I had to write finally. I love your blog. Absolutely love it. Thanks for always being funny and insightful.

fahren said...

My French is a bit rusty but there's a couple of good videos about it here--http://info.france3.fr/people/10363001-fr.php?page=accueil

Shoes said...

Woohoo!
I wonder how many panties are up in a bunch over this.

Cynthia said...

You have to wonder why he lied about it in the first place. The DNA don't lie