Monday, June 06, 2005

Matt fucking Blunt - Confederate Governor from Hell

A bitch woke up with one topic on her mind. This kind of singular focus is rare. I usually have several things that I’m pissed off at. So what is the bitch pissed about, you ask? What could have possibly moved ahead of continued Gitmo prisoner abuse and an ongoing hatred of all things Michael?

I’ve got three words for you, chil’ren…

Matt fucking Blunt.

My fellow Missourians will immediately understand! He’s our Governor, God help us. His wife is a tacky munchkin like thing who has produced what appeared to be a baby a few months back. I’m not just being bitchy…it was very Damienesque. Honest! Matt is anti-choice and a homophobe who disputes evolution and believes that Missouri should start flying the fucking Confederate Flag.

Fuck his privileged, ignorant, family probably doesn’t even date back to the Civil War ass to hell! Yes, I said HELL! I don’t even believe in hell…but I want it to exist just so that Matt Blunt can go there and burn motherfucker burn!

But I digress.

This shit is what I’m referring to.

I’m disgusted that this debate continues to go on. To my knowledge, the United States is the only country in the world that allows the rebel flag of a militant group of radical separatists to fly within its borders. Please, prove me wrong! I may find comfort in some miserable company.

Either way, the Civil War was fought and won. It's over! It's fucking been over! A bitch is concerned that the boy Governor has lost his fucking mind! Or perhaps not. Maybe he’s just declaring his true loyalties.

ABB’s Take of this Bullshit Flag Shit

The undisputed history of the Confederate Flag is as follows.

First Insurgent Aggression
12/20 1860 – South Carolina declared it’s independence from the United States of America – this was the first aggressive flare up of the insurgency.

The Insurgency Unites Under One Leader
2/9 1860 – The subsequent militant states all gather with the original enemy combatants of South Carolina and form the first terrorist organization to systematically attack the United States of America – The Confederate States of America.

Terror under a Militant Flag
4/10 1861 – In their first act of militant anti-American terrorism, the enemy combatants of the CSA engage in an act of terror at Fort Sumter. The Confederate Battle Flag was adopted by the enemy combatants as the official flag of the CSA.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide!
4/9 1865 – General Robert E. Lee throws down his weapons and surrenders his army.

One nation, one flag?
4/14 1865 – The Stars and Stripes is raised above the former terrorist stronghold at Ft. Sumter.

Motherfuckers, this is not about history or heritage! The Confederate Flag is and can only be the representative flag of a terrorist insurrection against the elected government of the United States of America. It was the official flag of a militant organization whose insurgency still raises its ugly head in this country. Nothing good has been done under the Confederate Flag. Sorry. Nothing! Just lynchings, killings, rape, war and death. That’s it, motherfuckers. So pack up the hoop skirts and move the fuck on!

Matt Blunt just spat in the face of every Missourian who believes in equality. He spat in the face of every Missourian of color. He shits on those who have tried to find common ground between the races here.

And I hate him. I hate him for stirring this shit up. I hate him for being a peevish unevolved little shit. I hate Matt Blunt and I wish him nothing but unhappiness, misery and debt.

And to those rebel flag waving shits – bring it on!

You peevish little no-budget balancing, medicaid slashing, no education policy having, ugly assed baby creating racist shit!

Jesus to God, a bitch doesn't know if I can survive 3 more years of this shit!

17 comments:

Tiger Lilly said...

Clearly the best anti inbred, oops Confederate Flag argument I have heard. Declaring it as a terrorist insurgency puts it into perspective...and makes some interesting parallels to current madness. Well done chica.

dmfinny said...

Hmm, let's see...

Pro-Black = Anti-White
Pro-Same-Sex Marriage = Anti-Family
Pro-Choice = Anti-Life
Pro-Freedom of Speech = Anti-American
Pro-Confederate Flag = Anti-Emancipation?

Us Angry Black Bitches betta be careful lessun de oberseer catch us off da property and whip us fo sho!

fahren said...

don't be shy. tell us how you really feel (grin). seriously, what's the title to that article so i can find it without having to give the Kansas City Star a DNA sample?

Shark-fu said...

For readers who prefer not to register....oh, and Fahren:-)

Check out http://www.stltoday.com/

There's a poll! God bless Missouri!

CrankyProf said...

My younger brother lives right down the road from you, in Springfield, MO. He was apoplectic about Blunt being elected in the first place.

He sounds like a complete fucking asshat. And that's coming from someone who has Rick Santorum as one of her Congresscritters.

Mighty MaMa said...

Girllllll! I was going to post about the confederate flag crap. Bitch, you beat me to it. A service worker for my countertops came to my house in midtown KC wearing a dixie shirt.Fuckin' fucktards........What are they thinkin'.......Nothing, to busy screwing their sisters. Hate Matt Blunt,he's like what not even 35 years old. What the fuck does he know??? I will tell my story about my confederate counter top worker that I confronted. Give me a minute,I am taking summer classes and have my fourmokidz.

Idiot Dave said...

Here in the heart of Dixie we still see the Hate Not Heritage bumper stickers. Many of our wasted-carbon units proudly fly the Confederate flag in front of their homes. I wonder when Americans will grow up and realize the aliens won't care about the color of our skin while they are enslaving the planet. -DSJ, South Carolina

joe said...

Affrimative Access in action. (Never thought of the terrorist/insurgency angle before, though I have heard John Brown described as a terrorist. Funny how that works.)

BaltimoreLenore said...

Great perspective with the terrorist description.

I think of the confederate flag being right there with the nazi flag personally. It's part of my heritage - but that means I know enough about my heritage to know better than to be proud of that shit.

disgruntled said...

We here in Georgia deal with this same tired ass issue every year. They keep trying to put it on the ballot so they can have it raised high "for heritage" but it never happens...

When will these bastards get another hobby?

jules said...

Jesus to God, a bitch doesn't know if I can survive 3 more years of this shit!

WordMcwordy!
Every time Mr. Jules and I watch the news and see Bush with that shiteating grin on his face we think the exact same thing.
Just be glad your still in Missouri and not stuck in this third-world inbred backhole called Arkansas.

Nemebabe said...

Hmmm...I don't think the flag should be flown like that. However - that being said...I will voice an opinion that is slightly different, but only because I see that I am dealing with people who think first as opposed to reacting and then deciding if it was a good idea after the fact. I don't think that flag has any business being flown on gov't property - and for pretty much the same reasons you all have - I mean shit - we don't let everyone fly the flags of their history all over the place - or every gov't building would look like the UN - we should fly one flag - the flag that represents the country we all live in. That being said - I am from the deep deep south, (I was born in New York though, but I have lived in the south since I was like 6 and I am 31 now) and I do know a few idiots who hold onto some hope that the south "will rise again" - rise to where I am not sure though - I'll have to ask one day. I did grow up with people who had rebel flags all over the place, 95 percent of the time it was just a statement declaring their own choices though - not as a throwback to the Civil War era. These people all still hold the same beliefs - that the gov't makes too many choices for them, that we aren't allowed to live our own lives and that we should be able to think how we want - without the benefit of gov't telling us what those things should be. I think the difference lies in what people call the piece of material itself - the only time I hear it called a confederate flag is if it is pertaining to gov't - otherwise, it's a "rebel flag". I am trying to word this in a way that doesnt make me look like some crazed Miss Scarlett (been called that many times though - and it tickles me to hear it - because usually it's after I tear someone a new asshole verbally), because I'm not like that. I do know people like that - usually they are older and a product of the society they were born into, not so much a conscious choice as just "thats how it is". I don't think that most people who look to the past for some sort of guidance (and God knows we need to, lest history repeat itself over and over) always see things for what they were. I had issues with the whole Civil War teaching in my son's school just this past year - and what it boiled down to with me is that fact that I didn't want my son thinking that he was decended from assholes who thought it was cute or profitable to own other people. However - the way this shit is taught in school suggests otherwise - that flag is always associated with the south, but the truth is that plenty of states above the Mason Dixon would have gone right on along with the way they were doing things were it not for economical reasons. That doesn't do anything but compound the idea that people in the south were all slave owning asshats - which is impossible when you sit down and look at the number of people who actually owned slaves against the number of those who didn't. I didn't learn about the riots in New York until AFTER high school, the riots that started when they instituted the draft there. I didn't learn about how hideously the people who came from the North for "reconstruction" tried to trick those newly freed slaves into voting their way, so they could stack the gov't like cards and never deal a losing hand to themselves. I never saw so many different OBVIOUS KKK people until I moved to Jersey a few years ago (incidentally - WHY would you ask an Irish Catholic if they are/were ever in the KKK? Come on now - even Miss Scarlett knows that the KKK hates the Catholics and hates the Irish!! Try telling someone who is just hell bent on fighting you about race that the Irish Catholics received much of the same treatment back in the day - for some reason that shit is left out of history class, so not too many people will believe you - but thats why people need to talk to their elders - to get the truth), and I lived across the river from Livingston Parish in Louisiana which is a flat out HOTBED of asshole racist neo-nazi hobbits. I don't think that the gov't should be worried so much about what flag they are flying over their heads as they should be worried about digging certain parts of this country out of the shithole they put it in 130something years ago with their propeganda (sp??). I do see the parallels between the past and the current however - it's a shame that we will never learn. So yeah - I agree with you, just for different reasons...alot of the same reasons too, just with a slightly different outlook on them. I rambled and I am sorry - and believe me, if ANY of that makes anyone mad - it was not intended to be that way, I am generally just a brash kind of person and I was trying to find a way to word this that was right.

Damn - that felt good. It's so good to have intelligent people with opinions who let me peek inside their minds. :)

JohnBallgame said...

Don't miss the bigger picture. The same rights that allow you to disagree or try to dispute everything you don't stand for also allows for people to have their own take on things. Does Pro-Life mean anti-choice? No. Does Pro-Choice death lover? No. Everyone has their own opinion and yours (or the next dude's) is never right. Unless of course it is mine, but that is a different topic.

Anonymous said...

Stop EBONICS! it makes America sound retarded. Get it out of horrible hollywood movies.

justin said...

Kid your a stupid mother fucker the confederate battle flag is perfectly fine to fly in missouri, missouri is one of the stars on it stupid shit. i have one flying at my house. shut your fucking mouth pussy. matt blunt is making a perfectly reasonable and normal decision. welcome to a southern state bitch.

Shark-fu said...

Justin...
Just a couple of things.

#1 - Get a fucking map. This is the midwest, asshole. The middle. You wanna get your southern on, jump in your truck and head south.

#2 Matt Blunt is no longer the Governor (thank the gods).

#3 Since you don't know who the Governor is you obviously don't vote so...fuck it, you don't matter.

#4 Thanks so much for flying the Confederate Flag outside your house. How else would we know where all the ig'nant assholes live in Missouri?

Toodles to you, you throw back freak!

Anonymous said...

Lol funny that a flag can make a sheboon still chimp out